Thank you to Salty for the name and the help!

(Gender-neutral player language.)

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You love the Machine. And the Machine loves you back. Make hot sweet fragging to it while avoiding technical difficulties that can be....hazardous to humans. Remember, WD-40 is not meat human-safe lube! 

How To Play

Single -player game. 
Start with 5 health and 2 charge. Loose the game if you hit 0 health or/and 0 charge. Win the game when you gain 8 charge. Orgasm and Overload time, baby!!!!!

Roll a D20 and consult the table below. 

Rolls are called frags. Some results will allow you to reroll failed frags. Keep track of your rerolls, health, and charge.

The Table    

 1) -  you fisted. you failed. your hand gets crushed in the gears. lose the game.

2) -  you are reading the mainintence manual. reroll a failed frag. loose one charge as your machine lover has self-shut down as it waits for you.

3) -  you have found the right port to finger! gain 1 charge. 

4) - the machine has found the right orifice to make love to you. one charge for your machine lover.

5) - the machine has found the WRONG orifice. loose one health.

6) -  the machine has downloaded a sex education website. reroll a failed frag. gain one charge as it finds it stimulating.

7) - not only have read the manual, you learned how to dirty talk in Binary! reroll a failed frag. add one charge.

8) -  you try to kiss the machine. there's no grounding wire. get electrocuted. loose 1 health.

9) - 69! you plug in the right wires and lick the right sensors. the machine starts to vibrate against your genitals. add 2 charge.

10) -  the machine fails its sex education, it cannot find your genitals. loose 1 charge.

11) - the machine tries to use wd-40 on you as lube. loose 1 charge. loose 1 health.

12) -  the machine is warm, and you find it comfy. gain 1 charge.

13) - you press the shut down button by accident. loose charge down to your last remaining one. reroll a failed frag.

14) -  your hair gets stuck in its gears. loose 1 health.

15) -  the machine finds the erogenous parts of your body and stimulates it properly. you stroke its pleasure sensors. gain 2 charge.

16) - the machine overheats and cannot continue. loose 1 charge as you wait for it to cool down.

17) -   the machine succs. but it sucks too hard. loose 1 health. gain 1 charge. 

18) - there isnt enough electrical protection as the machine explores the wetter parts of your body. loose 1 health. gain 1 charge.

19) -  the machine thrusts and pumps into your orifices nicely. gain 2 charge.

20) -  not only have you both read the mainentence manual and the human sex education website, the sexual interfacing has gone perfect. win the game.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel, I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.)